GOTCHA! A FUNNY HORROR STORY
It was a dark and stormy night and it was midnight.
A silly and invisible ghost was flowing over the hills screaming " help me! let me in!"
The wind was blowing when the ghost stopped his flowing because of a hire and hire scream was heard.
An old mad appeard in front of him and he ha completely covered in blood.
The ghost become visible because of his fear.
In fact, he got as white as a sheet.
The ghost shouted: " you silly nasty man! what the hell are you doing here? are you trying to frightened me to death? go away! i'm the one who is supposed to scared people"
Bloody man replyed: " are you kidding me? is this supposed to be funny? who am I? do you think I'm having a spa treatment with all of this blood?"
while he was speaking, the bloody mad took his mask and cloak off and wife's ghost appeard under the costume.
"GOTCHA" She cried" I know you're trying to cheat me with the woman in the house on the hill. I've been follwing you since this morning! I'll ask for the divorce and I'll skin you alive"
The ghost fainted
It was a dark and stormy night and it was midnight.
A silly and invisible ghost was flowing over the hills screaming " help me! let me in!"
The wind was blowing when the ghost stopped his flowing because of a hire and hire scream was heard.
An old mad appeard in front of him and he ha completely covered in blood.
The ghost become visible because of his fear.
In fact, he got as white as a sheet.
The ghost shouted: " you silly nasty man! what the hell are you doing here? are you trying to frightened me to death? go away! i'm the one who is supposed to scared people"
Bloody man replyed: " are you kidding me? is this supposed to be funny? who am I? do you think I'm having a spa treatment with all of this blood?"
while he was speaking, the bloody mad took his mask and cloak off and wife's ghost appeard under the costume.
"GOTCHA" She cried" I know you're trying to cheat me with the woman in the house on the hill. I've been follwing you since this morning! I'll ask for the divorce and I'll skin you alive"
The ghost fainted
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RispondiEliminaHello, in the version that I wrote, Luciana made some corrections, that I allowed myself to do, below.
EliminaThey are to be taken lightly because you know that I often wrong.
It was a dark and stormy night and it was midnight.
An invisible ghost was overing over an house on the Hills, screaming " help me! Let me in!"
The wind was blowing, when the ghost stopped overing because of a higher and higher scream was heard.
An old mad appeared in front of him: his body was completely covered in blood.
The ghost became visible because of his fear.
In fact, he got as white as a sheet.
The ghost shouted: " You nasty, silly man! What the hell are you doing here? Are you trying to frightened me to death? Go away! I'm the one who is supposed to scared people".
The man replyed: " Are you kidding me? Is this supposed to be funny?
Try to guess Who I am! Do you think I was having a spa treatment with all of this blood?"
While he was speaking, the bloody man took his mask and cloak off and wife's ghost appeared under the costume.
"GOTCHA" She cried" I know you're trying to cheat me with the woman in that house on the hill. I've been following you since this morning! I'll ask for a divorce and I'll skin you alive"
The ghost fainted.
our homework is to change the story: what happened when the woman unmask?
RispondiEliminatry to invent another happy ending.
in the meanwhile...enjoy our story!
Hello,
RispondiEliminaat the end the ghost faints but to awakening is very angry at his wife who explains that in reality the lover is over because she just loves. Eventually, his wife forgives.
Probably the ending is trite but tonight I feel romantic and I want a happy ending ...
"Oh My Darling" tha ghost said " What a lovely costume you are wearing!" " I love it too... I'd like to stay with you this night. It's a long time you work hard playing jokes on children and toruists at the hounted castle, since Halloween night... I Think It's time you have a rest and play around with me, scaring each others...What do you think about this?" She kindly replyed. "Oh, that's a great idea!" He answered "We shall call Frank and Vladimir and mime some horrible things together this night..." "I've already call them, my sweet Ghostie!" They'll come later and join to us for the whole night". "That's fantastic, Mortisia!! I love you!" The ghost said " Me too,...let's dance together this nightmares Music!"
RispondiEliminaWhile he was speaking, the bloody man took his mask and cloak off and Julius Caesar appeared in perfect health.
RispondiElimina"Are You ....., Caesar ?" Said Brutus' ghost.
"Of course I am." the imperor answered.
"Oh no! How is it possible? Did not we stabb in the back 23 times?
I was sure you were dead!”
“Elementary my dear Brutus! -Caesar replied,
On March 15th 44 a.C. , I consulted a seer, before coming to the Senate, and
he foretold me a serious danger.
So I put on my thick armor under my robe and quietly I came into the
Senate, pretending to die under the blows of your daggers.
Stupid, naive men!
The ghost fainted.
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EliminaWhile he was speaking, the bloody man took his mask and cloak off and appeared a beautiful and sad young girl. She said " Do you know who I am, my darling ? I give you a sign...I come from an old italian town...Once upon a time I loved you so much that I died for you. Our families were in war but our hearts were always yoined together. I called you :
RispondiEliminaO Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
The ghost remembered his past life and he became happy. The girl said" If you still love me, you must follow me also in my bloody future".
Homework
EliminaWhile he was speaking, the bloody man took his mask, cloak off and Superman in person appeared under the costume. He shouted with laughter: “Ugly ghost I have founded you finally, now you have finished scaring the children, GOTCHA!” so he painted the ghost’s sheet with pink balls and the ghost become very pretty.
“No! I implore you, I can’t live with this dress on, I feel embarassed” he cried desperate.
Superman moved and asked the ghost: “ Promise to me that you will be good and smiling with everybody!!” he promised. The day after Superman put him in the washing machine and the ghost returned white and happy.
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EliminaHallo everyone! This is my version of the story.
RispondiElimina...the man began to begging his pardon and dejected, started to cry.
"Please stop cying! What happened??" Asked the ghost.
The man regaine his composure and saied: "what you belive to see it's not what you are thinking about..I'm a scientist and I was working on my secret project in my lab: a new kind of manure able to grow plants in a very fast way.."and the ghost:
"Now I know what is this stench!!.."but the man went on.."unfortunately, while I was adding the last component, something has gone wrong..the liquid started to boil, a second after, it burst and exploited!! This red liquid it's nothing but my experiment!!! And now..I have no more a job..what will I do??!
"Gotcha!!!" Shouted the ghost "I've had an idea, you're a perfect bloody man, you have a future! I want you to come with me to scary people every night..come on my monster man,let's get fun!!!
Hallo everyone! This is my version of the story.
RispondiElimina...the man began to begging his pardon and dejected, started to cry.
"Please stop cying! What happened??" Asked the ghost.
The man regaine his composure and saied: "what you belive to see it's not what you are thinking about..I'm a scientist and I was working on my secret project in my lab: a new kind of manure able to grow plants in a very fast way.."and the ghost:
"Now I know what is this stench!!.."but the man went on.."unfortunately, while I was adding the last component, something has gone wrong..the liquid started to boil, a second after, it burst and exploited!! This red liquid it's nothing but my experiment!!! And now..I have no more a job..what will I do??!
"Gotcha!!!" Shouted the ghost "I've had an idea, you're a perfect bloody man, you have a future! I want you to come with me to scary people every night..come on my monster man,let's get fun!!!